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dashingthroughyourass:

hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

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omgtsn:

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kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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fappuclno:

when you cant complain about HITTING POST LIMIT BECAUSE YOU JUST DID
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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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phobias:

"send me a dirty picture" 

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

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